put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit

Use your hands to wipe your shit

by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

Ammonia shits

When your shit comes out of your ass as a liquid and saturated hot gas. The burning of above said shit is so bad it feels like someone just released ammonia into your butthole.

After eating at the ephrata taco bell Bruce got a bad case of the ammonia shits.

by Culatr March 27, 2019

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024