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Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
by J-Stin June 26, 2023
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Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé
That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.
by Lonely diver June 28, 2023
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Aw shit

Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
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Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.
John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.
by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023
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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"
#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..
by VampireVal June 30, 2023
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well done shit

Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.
“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024
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