Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
by azelyn cooter head April 12, 2023
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shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
by Metyl July 22, 2021
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shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.
I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.
by Heapcreed December 03, 2016
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Shitful-sniffle

When you shit so hard you cry
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When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
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