I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.

I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.

by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018

Shit

it is what people who go to basket ball but are tiny are because they loose the game because they cant dunk

fuck you shit i am so much taller than you

by ij4769 September 4, 2020

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020