Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

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Give a girl your hoodie day

On the 11 of March u need to give a girl that you know your hoddie. It doesn’t need to be your gf.

“Hey here’s my hoodie because its the 11 of March which is give a girl your hoodie day”
“Thanks so much”

by NoBoDy’S gOnNa KnOw March 10, 2021

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Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

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Your Allshit

Something that New Zealanders would say. Especially, if they're lying during a discussion. The situation can be drastic to most NZ people but it's just a word that people often take notice.

32 year old Polynesian Guy: Hey yo, G. I'm a rich man. I got a mansion in the hills, life is going well, g

23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."

Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.

Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.

Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.

by Executionist999 June 12, 2018

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