When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
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Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
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SHIT SMEARER

SHIT PHYSICALLY on my FACE but worse how do get to ROLL IT UP, ROLE IT UP , and RULE IT UP.

This is a PARALLELISM FRAME.

AARON FIWATSON has the neck tattoo that appears on SWAN SONG one of LED ZEPPELIN record company labels and it is consummated.
ME is a SHIT SMEARER as someone has taken possession of the CURSE PURSE and I met the other day as " he is on a call right now" and for a little he was walking around in circles with the CURSE PURSE , as quite a JIGSAW PUZZLE to try to solve as powerful paradox CIRCULAR REASONING as an IMPASSE for anybody to say the least as well with MORTALITY TABLE CONSTRUCTION not a smooth demographic by no means to RESOLVE anywhere.

I know exactly what to do to go absent at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY and what that is for this MANDATORY SHIT SMEAREE and SHIT SMEARER as releasee those other place garments.

Both AARON ANAL ALAN ELECTRICITY LOTS OF OTHERS and the AMAZON WONDER are the greatest SHIT SMEARER as it is pretty neat when you " GIMME A LITTLE SIGN" , "tell me about your BABY as talking about the PHYSICAL GRAFFITI in the STALLS of RESTROOMS is the toast of the town and the top prize goes to that CARTOON PENIS and second is which in GOOGLE ALPHABET'S EYES is I HATE to tell you as just like ADELSON PICHAI says with the PAGE "WHAT DIFFERENCE DO YOU (SEX ACT) WANT? and furthermore where is that DIZZY GAY person as I have this 45 rpm gift as " HORRAY FOR HAZEL" , " she put me down , she made me a clown. And by the way , on the RIM is that BLOW JOB here on stage because EVERYBODY LOVE'S A CLOWN especially all those PLAYBOYS and PLAYGIRLS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021
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DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.
Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.
by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010
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Shit yeah!

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.
My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
by Wa11ar00 February 10, 2025
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Ali-shit

The act of prematurely quitting an NBA 2K game in the final quarter to avoid receiving a loss, often out of frustration or a desire to protect one's win-loss record. This term derives from the name "Ali" signifying avoidance or escape, and "Shit" representing the unsportsmanlike behavior of quitting.
That’s some Ali-Shit.
by DoolyB24 March 14, 2024
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