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A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
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Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School or Mariposa."
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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The Field School

The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.
by KiraLivesOn November 14, 2017
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School

1: Omg! Look at how pretty that school is!!
2: You mean jail?
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
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blake bass middle school

Blake Bass is known as the coolest, smartest, and nicest school in the county. They have the prettiest girls and it makes the rest of the schools look bad. They have been pretty good athletically and their academic bowl team is godly. The rest of the middle schools believe Blake Bass will become the school of champions in the future.
Blake Bass Middle School is a school I want to go to
by Thefyebitch February 4, 2022
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School

I don't want to go to school today.
Why?
Because it's a waste of my time.
by Stating the obvious November 23, 2021
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