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SHIT DEFENDERS

A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.

Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN

Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.

YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.

FARTS

The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!

I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .

As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.

CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.

If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.

Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.

If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021
mugGet the SHIT DEFENDERSmug.

Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.
Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit
by Kc021 April 25, 2015
mugGet the Coat shitmug.

Aint shit

Kenneth (aka okb) and his hoe twin jaylen
Okb n twin aint shit
by Bigdaddilele February 22, 2023
mugGet the Aint shitmug.

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022
mugGet the National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf assmug.

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit
Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.
by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021
mugGet the Shit Ridermug.

Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone
"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"
by dracobucciarati April 10, 2024
mugGet the Type shitmug.
Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
mugGet the Nothing in one hand and shit in the othermug.

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