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*Puts hood on in school for 0.000001* sec teacher guns student down*
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Fowler Middle School

filled with unattractive people and a very, very handsome young man by the name of Mebo. This young man is a complete player. He gets all the girls and everyone is jealous of him. Did I mention that he is an exceptional basketball player?
YO THERE’S THIS HOT GUY NAMED MEBO AT FOWLER MIDDLE SCHOOL
by lil slatt February 23, 2022
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Independence Middle School

A crappy middle school in Virginia Beach, VA. The teachers suck, the office staff suck, and everyone hates everyone. At lunchtime, everyone has an assigned seat. The 6th graders have more freedom than the 8th graders. There is a prison fence surrounding the school and all of the windows have iron bars on them. Simply walking in the hallway to the bathroom will get you detention... (Saturday detention!!!!!!!)
Me: Is that a prison?
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!
by THICCpussyLipsDave February 24, 2022
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Pre School

This is what is for the beginning of school ages 6 weeks to 7 years and there are 3 years
1st year play school
2nd year dayschool (short for daycareschool)
Or School babies
3rd year fed School or pre kindergarteners
This may also be called pre k Head start Junior School junior kindergarten beginning School nursery School or infant School
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Play school

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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
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Day school

The 2nd year of preschool

Also called daycare schood and school babies
by 459395 February 25, 2022
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