kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them

yo bro, did you know today is kiss your crush day

by adambarasch September 23, 2021

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.

Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022

Your Mom

A total MILF I would do any day...

Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!

by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020

your mom

a woman to fuck In your free-time

I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Me - failure April 1, 2022

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023