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Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017
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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
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Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit
Oh I was being a shit Steve!
by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023
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Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit
Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.
by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021
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Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone
"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"
by dracobucciarati April 10, 2024
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Shitting

When you take a massize shit
im shitting
by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020
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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
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