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Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022
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When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021
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bull shit hour

When it’s the last hour of work and it all starts falling apart.
“It’s always some bull shit at the time I’m almost off”
Call it bull shit hour
by Afroquariux May 31, 2021
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Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force
The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.
by Aggbir May 22, 2023
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FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit
"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"
by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
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Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it
After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit
by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018
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