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Big Dick Roller

Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers
by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020
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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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Rotisserie dicking

When you have a female companion on your genitals and you begin to spin her around during intercourse.
Eh love, you up for a good rotisserie dicking tonight?
by Geoff Stelling May 21, 2015
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Grab dick month

In the whole November you can just go around and grab everybody’s dicks whenever you want
Hope you guys enjoy the november month . Grab dick month is just one time in the year.
by Grabdickmonthnovember November 16, 2019
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Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
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Dick chairs (Dick)

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)
by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020
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the black dick

The act of licking someone’s foot until your tongue turns black, then proceeding to suck their dick, this giving them a black dick
“Bro can you believe Francisco gave me the black dick the other day.”

“No way, you too!?”
by The PeePee Express October 30, 2023
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