palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)
Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
by The Dirtbag November 07, 2013
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Chill date

A boy who just wants to fuck but uses a " chill date" as an excuse to go on a date but also get head
Boy " hey mandy do you wanna go on a date"

Girl " aww how romantic"

Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"

Girl " oh"
by aida.zaki August 06, 2023
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nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 06, 2011
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date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
by kermit999 June 29, 2011
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 April 07, 2016
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National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
by Haterade !!! October 04, 2021
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