Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
by The Dirtbag November 07, 2013
A boy who just wants to fuck but uses a " chill date" as an excuse to go on a date but also get head
Boy " hey mandy do you wanna go on a date"
Girl " aww how romantic"
Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"
Girl " oh"
Girl " aww how romantic"
Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"
Girl " oh"
by aida.zaki August 06, 2023
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 06, 2011
When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
by kermit999 June 29, 2011
A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 April 07, 2016
“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
by Haterade !!! October 04, 2021