Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.

"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"

by ohsean May 19, 2010

Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020