Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Uncle George

An order to kill a client

"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it

If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim

The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.

by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025

Uncle Tucker

An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.

"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."

by Benadelian March 26, 2024

co-great-uncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle in law nephew

Uncle in law nephew

What is my uncle in law nephew to me

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 17, 2024

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021