Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

Trampon

A tampon made of toilet paper or tissues, commonly used by nurodivergent people who forget they get their periods and need an emergency tampon because they don't have a real tampon available.

Shit I've got my period, I need to make a trampon

by Mel1989 January 8, 2025

Trampion

A trampion is someone that is a tramp but they are so good at it that they would be described as a champion tramp. You are the best tramp, you win the championship, you massive TRAMPION

Here dick chin, it is your round, stop being a trampion! - I'll edit this when I'm sober.

by Hearseespeak July 4, 2025

Skanky Trampthony

1. A nickname for someone who commits a sinister crime, does a poor job at covering it up, tells unbelievable lies but somehow manages to get away with it all.

2. It can also be used to define a promiscuous girl who doesn't hide the fact that she gives it up very easily.

"Girl, if you are strapped for a baby sitter, you can always pull a Skanky Trampthony. If you get caught, just blame it on a stranger or say you were molested, then you're guaranteed to stay out of trouble."

"Man, if you want to get out of a bind, just pull a Skanky Trampthony and everyone will believe you no matter how bad the lies are."

"She is such a Skanky Trampthony! Running around town, dressed like a hoochie and acting like a chicken head."

by TheBorogoves March 8, 2012

Chin Trampoline

Slang for the ball sac, which acts as a trampoline for the chin toward the end stages of fellatio; helpful for adding momentum to the bobbing motion.

"I was sucking Roger's dick, and his Chin Trampoline came in really handy because he was taking forever to blow his load "

by putitinmybuttandcallmemama October 26, 2014

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

reverse trampoline

Sex move, Cowgirl based. The bottom thrusts repeatedly, bouncing the top up and down on them. Known as the reverse trampoline because the bottom (the trampoline) bounces the top.

"My girlfriend and I tried a reverse trampoline last night."

by LunarLander August 6, 2017