trampon

The name given to a tampon that has to be removed from a female by a gynecologist because it was pushed to far in to be removed normally after having not been removed before engaging in sexual intercourse and as a result getting pushed too far in to the vaginal cavity to be retrieved without professional assistance.

Girl 1: Damn girl! I can't believe I got my third trampon this week! I gotta check that shit!
Girl 2: Girl, you crazy! I haven't had a trampon for at least a month!

trampon by Simon Lee September 5, 2004

trampon

A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.

Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!

trampon by Timothy Tool December 21, 2004

Trampon

A trampy stuckup bitch.

After she gave me a shitty look, I snapped that Trampon's thong as she bent over and laughed in her face when she screamed. That's what you get for being a Trampon.

Trampon by Queen Majascik July 14, 2011

Trampon

A gentleman who is used by a lady in a 'one night stand', where the gentleman may not be the most hansom of chaps but the lady used him as a quick sex fix.

'did you cop off with anyone last night Emma?'
'yeah, well only some trampon'

Trampon by Trifles August 17, 2009

Trampon

TRAMPON

A donald trump tampon. Cuz hes a tramp thats on his period.

A trampon that is used by a tramp

A trampon a tampon that is useless or not good.

Trampon: A girl or tramp that is gonna be on your dick.

Hey Donald: "Are You Using Your Trampon today cuz you actin kinda bitchy ok alot bitchy

DONALD : " I thought i was using my trampon but i guess its not working cus im still an ass hole and its just causing me pain in my ass so bad so im taking it out on everyone".

GUY: " Hey Tramp are you using your trampon today cuz your ass looks like you fell in a pool of blood its all over your ass and legs tramp.

Girl: "This Trampon is fucking useless i have only used it for 5 minutes and my shorts are full of blood already stupid fucking trampon fuckin piece of shit dont work now im covered in blood".

GUY: Im a get me a trampon

Guy: Im a get me a "trampon" my dick tonight!😆pussyplug tramp on dick ass plug buttplug donald trump buttplug Donald Trump Tampon

Trampon by WhiteRabbit February 15, 2017

trampon

a derogatory slur against transgender amputees

god, this trampon is missing all 3 of their legs

trampon by define everything December 3, 2021

Trampon

A tampon made of toilet paper or tissues, commonly used by nurodivergent people who forget they get their periods and need an emergency tampon because they don't have a real tampon available.

Shit I've got my period, I need to make a trampon

Trampon by Mel1989 January 8, 2025