Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014

Mountain Wolf Plays

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.

Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct

by Awsome Power March 3, 2021

I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013

play dough ass

A person with an ass like play dough you can mold it into to a shape you like but then it starts to sag. Or it looks like somebody finger prints all over their ass

Erica has the play dough ass

I hope nobody gets the play dough it worse than Ebola

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018

not playing with a regulation ball

mentally incompetent; mentally challenged

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.

by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010

The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.

you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013