the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

the jesus jizz by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

The Jacob by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

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the jacob effect

when a guy named jacob turns every girl he wants to date gay.

man what happened to elise? “ oh she just experienced the jacob effect, she no longer likes men

the jacob effect by lowkeymads June 18, 2021

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The jezza jizz

It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength

Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz

Man 2: run before he catches you!

Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town

The jezza jizz by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021

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The Jitters

Depression.

WHEEN THE DAYSSS BRING NOTTTHIIINNGGG NEWWWW, AND THE SOUUNND OF LAUGHTER MAKES YOU SICK AND SNIDE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT. YOU'VE GOT THE JITTERS.
-The Dismemberment Plan

The Jitters by Dick Neib August 9, 2021

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The Josh James Special

When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women

Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool

The Josh James Special by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

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The Jigger

when you yell "jiggers" at your friend named jake then he proceeds to beat the shit lut of you

Just hit jake with "The Jigger" he kicked my dick

The Jigger by Crash_2482 April 20, 2022

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