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Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.
Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.
by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013
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social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.
by Tigercute January 11, 2016
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Made for social media

Someone who follows in every trend on social media and cannot be for themselves. Someone so unoriginal and someone so worried about putting their whole life on social media to get “famous”
Yo Jamie you know that girl davina? She made for social media
by datgirlbeme March 30, 2020
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Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex
by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019
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Social class illusion

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .
Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.
by moconahhh July 9, 2013
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Social Housing Baby

Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.
1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!
by larry donovan May 8, 2009
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sexy-social intelligence

Having a great understanding of the social implications of sex. Knowing how to make somebody attracted to you means you have a high sexy-social intelligence.
A person with high sexy-social intelligence often has a very healthy sexuality.
Differs from sexual intelligence because it doesn't concentrate about how to have sex, but how to get it.
Jane: Lisa has loads of casual sex, but isn't a total slut!
Isabelle: Yeah, she has high sexy-social intelligence, so she dates loads of attractive decent men, and doesn't get used or degraded.

Mark: My friend Stanley always brings home two chicks when we hang out in bars!
John: How the schuzzbuckler does he manage such feats?
Mark: He has a really high sexy-social intellgence, I guess.
by Yames August 20, 2014
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