A person who searches for 6/10 or under females. These types of people can be very disgruntled at times. You will often see a SIMP on the side begging for some spare coochie. Be warned ugly and underage women!
Jessica: “John DeFrancesco is the biggest simp in the school. He tries to get with all the freshman. Don’t be a SIMP!”
Tiffany: omg he tried getting with my 6 year old cousin yesterday
Tiffany: omg he tried getting with my 6 year old cousin yesterday
by IamtheUnknown November 20, 2019
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by NikoASimp November 23, 2019
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by Voramo December 7, 2019
Get the Simp mug.Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
by Dothefig December 9, 2019
Get the SIMP mug.someone who baby rages. they spend a lot of money on women and in return get a hug, not that they wanted anything, but when they go home they cry like a baby, this is where the phrase babyraging comes from. a simp may also find a women and copy their interests automatically just for them to continue liking them and the affection to become increased.
non simp 1: ha ha James is being a simp.
non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her
non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.
non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her
non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.
by Charlie Harker December 18, 2019
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