1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

by Jrgshabeus October 15, 2019

by Darkandsinful December 12, 2023

(adj.) Cool in an extremely laid-back way; so laid-back that it may be taken for squareness, straightness, or unconsciousness. The word is derived from the lingo of prestigious East-Coast universities where some people wear extremely expensive shoes that fit perfectly, yet never say 'Woah! Yow! Look at my shoes, man,' the way proles do.
by StarryGordon May 7, 2021

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
