The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.

The Golden Rule of Manliness by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010

Tuck Rule Game

1) A moment in time when the magic of the Raiders was transferred over to the Patriots.

2) A conspiracy against the Raiders, shortly after 9-11, for the "Patriots".

The Tuck Rule Game came about because George W. Bush wanted Americans to support his regime after 9-11, so he rigged the game in favor of the Patriots. You're welcome Patriots fans.

Tuck Rule Game by eddybaboy January 18, 2012

the sock rule 

2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay.

me and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!

the sock rule by ayehcee August 22, 2019

Four Day Rule 

If the same girl wakes up in your bed for the majority of a week (x greater than or equal to 4) then you are contractually obligated to engage into a relationship with this individual. This rule does not apply when on vacation, due to the fact that there are frequently less beds and arrangements need to be made to satisfy both parties.

Dude, my roommate just satisfied the four day rule, that must mean they're dating. Sucks for him...

Four Day Rule by Tyrone Schiff February 20, 2006

3 second rule 

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

3 second rule by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

I RULE YOU

something random to yell at people to establish your dominance. they will instantly be defeated, they may act confused but it is only an act to diguise their shame.

some dude: "hey ansel whats up?"
me: "I RULE YOU!!"
some dude: "what?!" o.0
me: "you can't deny me billy, its too real!!"

i am teh victor

I RULE YOU by Ansel Schulenberg May 2, 2006

ja rule 

Rapper that sounds like cookie monster.
Annoying high strung wannabe.

Backed with an equally rediculous record label "the Inc" that childishly portray to the public, by there music videos, that they wish they were really Italian and in the Mafia.

In almost every video they produce they play pretend mafioso.
Laughable.
Even more entertaining to real Italians.

lll lllllll lllllll llllllll llllll llll

ja rule by Jag III November 14, 2004