wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.

Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.

by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015

Rat Women

Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.

Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.

by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019

Dylan the rat

Dylan the rat, is a very rude and nasty bitch. Everyone hates him, and he only causes people to be annoyed and want to punch a brick wall cause of his arrogant assholeness. His micro 1 milililmeter cock also makes no bitches like him, along with his nasty ass bastard personality. He’s got absolutely no side hoes, and his face looks like rat mixed with human. Everyone hates Dylan but he thinks he’s super cool with his lonely ass arrogant personality that gets him nowhere. He’s got a big ego for no reason, and thinks he’s super cool, but really he’s just tryna fuck random bitches that ain’t want him and be rude asf. Plus he likes to not respect ppls pronouns so throw that trash excuse for a human away.

Damn look at Dylan the rat, he’s such an ugly rat

by Dylanhater123 October 2, 2021

The rats: 2

New movie its me eddie murphy i want to put a bullet into my fucking skull how the fuck do i graduate with a college education when i only get like95% of it fuck you Covid guy suck on my 8 incher you fucking asshole

Its me, Eddie Burback. Have you Seen my new album "The rats: 2"

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019

Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Slam Rat

someone who goes to slam miami

“look guys it’s a slam rat”
“it’s the group of slam rats again”

by ligmaballs01 November 18, 2021