Penis-Fart

A possible after-affect of a bladder exam. During the exam the bladder is inflated with air making it possible for residual air to cause a "fart" when peeing.

Sound wise a "penis fart" can resemble a queef or the sound a hose makes when extra air escapes.

I never knew it was possible to let a penis-fart until I got a bladder exam...

by Sue Doe Nyhm April 22, 2010

penis boat

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.

I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.

by that guy with the definition April 28, 2009

penis party

n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.

Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!

by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

Penis Beanie

A beanie that you put on your penis.

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."

by dixintha March 25, 2008

Flayed penis

The result of a blowjob with braces

Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money

by yourgranny June 2, 2014

Penis Hot

When a girl is so sexy and good looking that if she had a penis you would suck it.

"Oh my god, jessica is sooo penis hot, i totally wouldn't care if she had a huge dick, i would love to suck on it!"

by *va-jay-jay* April 24, 2008

jay penis

amazin ... godly... wow

look at that jay penis :

by rrrrrrrrr January 16, 2008