The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.
Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".
by Real kiwi hours February 07, 2018
1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
by kadaeto January 13, 2011
Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.
Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!
Was it a titleist?
Was it a titleist?
by dead777 April 20, 2010
I met up with that ugly ass bitch during real nigga hours. I aint about to let nobody see me fucking with that bitch.
by Vegas702 August 08, 2017
holy shit! that's some real thug shit right there!
by gayassfaggotkidpounder445 June 30, 2021
a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.
by TVDA November 05, 2008
Boss: Go clean tge break room.
RAB(Real Ass Bitch): Ummm no. I suffer from real ass bitch syndrome that says I can't and won't clean shit.
As you see the real as bitch wouldn't clean the break room.
RAB(Real Ass Bitch): Ummm no. I suffer from real ass bitch syndrome that says I can't and won't clean shit.
As you see the real as bitch wouldn't clean the break room.
by MW23 May 20, 2015