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noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.
noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.
by jjprs306 December 4, 2017
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Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.
Hey, shut up you noob!
by Smart Child May 5, 2020
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Imaginary noob

A very cool and slight bigger than average pp sized person. Also has a YouTube called Imaginary Noob which is pretty cool and you should probably check it out
Wahmen - did you see Imaginary noobs newest video?

Other Wahmen - Yes it was pretty good and he has a huge PP
by CoolPerson69420 July 20, 2020
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NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all
OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!
by themissile14 June 6, 2015
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Noob

Person that has the noob skin in Roblox
Oof! What a noob he died to someone In a tycoon
by Huet_fan May 17, 2023
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noob

1. A newbie
2. A player who sucks at everything and calls the opposing team hackers
1. Vincent: Yo Tim, let's play some Overwatch!

Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...

Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!

2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*

noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1

1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob
by The retarded boy May 26, 2017
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Noob

Noob - A noob is someone who is a "new player". On the game, ROBLOX, this word is commonly used when veterans or people who aren't new see new players. Or noobs are people who wear free things and do not have BC or is not a "1.0" or "2.0". A "noob" is also someone who is a "bacon hair" or "noodle hair". Veterans normally call new players these names when the boy/girl has the Straight Blond Hair or Pal Hair. People also call others a noob when they don't use correct grammer or doesn't have a black or white skin on their avatar.
Pro: HEY NOOB! YOU SUCK DICK!
Noob: im sorry...
Pro #2: Leave him alone.
by iiVixBlox January 7, 2017
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