This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009
Get the chapped penismug. A possible after-affect of a bladder exam. During the exam the bladder is inflated with air making it possible for residual air to cause a "fart" when peeing.
Sound wise a "penis fart" can resemble a queef or the sound a hose makes when extra air escapes.
Sound wise a "penis fart" can resemble a queef or the sound a hose makes when extra air escapes.
by Sue Doe Nyhm April 22, 2010
Get the Penis-Fartmug. n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004
Get the penis partymug. by dixintha March 25, 2008
Get the Penis Beaniemug. Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money
by yourgranny June 2, 2014
Get the Flayed penismug. "Oh my god, jessica is sooo penis hot, i totally wouldn't care if she had a huge dick, i would love to suck on it!"
by *va-jay-jay* April 24, 2008
Get the Penis Hotmug. 