my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

half fucked mango

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

Comedy Half-Life

The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.

Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me

by comickidt October 21, 2010

half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Half-Life 4

If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!

-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"

-Isn't Half-Life a game?

by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019