Tag nut

Slang for when poop or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your butt. It can hurt a lot to pull it out.

Rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.

by MissingnoFTW December 5, 2009

hot nuts

Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.

Shit man, I'm hot nuts for that donair you're holdin' there.
Take off, hoser, it's mine!

by ma401 February 6, 2006

nut fucking

The act of wrapping balls around another man's penis and fucking it until ejaculation. similar to tit fucking but with testicles.

John got so drunk the other night I was nut fucking him while he was passed out.

by josh sims May 28, 2008

corn nuts

A tasty snack invented 1936 as a beer accessory. Some really unintelligent red necks believe that corn nuts are in fact, a nut, when realistically- they are deep fried corn... many individuals who confuse corn nuts as actual nuts, also believe that ONLY peanuts can be made into a nutty butter form...
these individuals are called sean's.

"hi my name is sean"
"oh, in which case, you must know nothing about fine road trip cuisine ..specifically corn nuts"

by EmilyLouiseCW February 19, 2008

sick nuts

Awesome, excellent or above average. Often used to portray excitement or enthusiasm.

p1: hey would u like to goto the drags on the weekend?
p2: yeah man, sick nuts.

by stoney2007 September 10, 2005

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

mother nuts

The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.

"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."

by MrMeta4 January 2, 2015