crab muffin

where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.

Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.

by kill911 December 7, 2007

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figgin muffins

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

by mer_smells_funny July 21, 2005

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(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

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muffin man

Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.

Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"

by Philbur August 18, 2006

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Toy Muffin

A little person who someone takes under their wing, a "minime", a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little Asian people).

"Awwwwwwww!! He is so cute! He totally has to be my toy muffin!!"

"I love my little toy muffin, he's so adorable!"

by *Kate Teh Gangster April 28, 2006

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