Sie fut long tiu mo

The remaining "hair" in your "ass-cracK"

"WaH~ lay go sie fut long tiu mo ho chueng ar!~" (Your ass hair is very long... ~!)

by diu9u October 16, 2003

long haired louse

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P

Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?

Powers: no

Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...

Powers: ...

Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...

by bawb is mint June 02, 2007

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS)

It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!

"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"

by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

Love You Long Time

An amazing band, amazing live shows.<3

Boy 1: zomggg i want the wolf shirtt!!!

Girl 2: omfgggg he spoke to my face i love love you long time.

by a. asylummn January 25, 2009

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 08, 2017

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy August 31, 2015