long haired louse

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P

Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?

Powers: no

Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...

Powers: ...

Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...

by bawb is mint June 23, 2007

Love You Long Time

An amazing band, amazing live shows.<3

Boy 1: zomggg i want the wolf shirtt!!!

Girl 2: omfgggg he spoke to my face i love love you long time.

by a. asylummn February 21, 2009

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

Long Island Ice Tea'd

Defined as taking your girlfriend out for a night of binge drinking and letting her pass out at home. From there, you proceed to pour rum, vodka, tiquila on her face and then urinate on her as the triple sec.

I bought all the drinks and payed the bill and took this broad home and she passed out before giving me some!!! That's aight tho she got Long Island Ice Tea'd son!!!!!

by TheNastyOne82 June 2, 2011

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey

LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.

by SorryUrAdopted December 4, 2010