smack job

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.

He's suck a fucking smack job.

by Rambel April 11, 2005

Body Job

The act of rubbing one's fully clothed body against another until orgasm is reached. Also known as heavy petting or dry humping.

Kayla gave me an awesome body job last night.

by Stukamel June 1, 2011

T Job

Tape Job; Taping the blade of your hockey stick.

Hell yeah dude, just gotta' finish my T Job!

by bkimbarkkkk January 9, 2011

Job-trimental

An adjective describing any activity that might have a detrimental effect on your employment status.

I can't call in sick to join your Wednesday beer pong tournement. That would be job-trimental.

by coynejo January 31, 2009

walk job

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water

i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.

by barfupious July 11, 2022

Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.

Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?

by OJob Lover February 21, 2020

trap job

when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out

My wife is sour from last night's trap job.

by flatpat69 December 18, 2017