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Jacob

Person: Jacob is gay.
Me: Oh, you don’t say?
by BiggerBetterAndPossiblyGay November 22, 2018
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Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
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Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
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Jacob

QT
JACOB IS A QT
by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020
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Hes at your school aka in ur basement
"OMG its jacob"
by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022
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Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023
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Jacob

A violent mad man who only fears god but also has a nice side when you get to know him
Jacob chill
by Lawf October 2, 2021
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