bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

by molemanners June 1, 2010

bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.

Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?

by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018

Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷

Only bacon can help us now!

by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress

Don’t wear bacon!

by A tiny person January 13, 2021

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019