Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.
And is a virgin.
And is a virgin.
by SmugKid September 5, 2021
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Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
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Girl: I only know of one groovy gamer from YouTube, @Groovy Gamer Plays on YouTube.
Girl: I only know of one groovy gamer from YouTube, @Groovy Gamer Plays on YouTube.
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John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
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