friend of ed

anyone with an eating disorder is a friend of ed - typically women ("e" eating "d" disorder)

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.

by mariec33 October 19, 2008

Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

alternate friend

The term "friend" used loosely. They are only considered a friend when the other party benefits and are often ditched when plans are made.

I was going to hangout with Kristen but she was busy so I decided to get Kelsey, my alternate friend .

by Foreveryoung231 March 5, 2017

String Friend

Someone who isn't a friend with benefits, but not quite in a romantic relationship either.

"Man, I like this guy so much, but he just keeps making me a string friend."

by Optophobia October 13, 2013

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

friend fisher

people who go onto popular chatrooms and send thier myspace link over and over and over again

Paramore chatroom

alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me


Mike: gahhhh darn friend fishers!!!! enufff!!!!

jon: yea thats the only way they friend fishers get friends.

by mike l vick October 22, 2008

Flintstone Friend

A person you are friends with in real life, but are not friends with on Facebook.

I don't want them to see my profile, that's why they're a Flintstone Friend.

by rheniumoxide February 9, 2015