Remora friend

The ugly friend that every hot girl has that clings onto them like a remora to a shark. The remora friend always follows the hot friend trying to pick up the scraps she leaves behind. The hotter the girl, the more likely she is to pick up remoras

Look at all of your hot girl friends, find the ugly one, that's the remora friend

by TheDarkness922 June 23, 2011

Good Friend

Dylan.

Dylan is a good friend.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

pony-friend

A someone whose your friend and "rides the pony" aka actively engages in sex with you. With mutual consent and you highly respect each other. Between not dating and friends with benefits.

No we are not dating, we are pony-friends.

by Pictureman February 13, 2015

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020

extendo friend

An individual who you only socially interact with when a mutual friend of both of you is present. Without the link holding you two, you both have no reason to talk making it awkward with out the friend.

"Hey! Have you heard from Nina since Matt's birthday party?"
"Nah man, she's an extendo friend to me. I don't really know her."

by ffffffffffffff3343555 March 23, 2017

Forward Friends

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

Best friend

A best friend is somthing you need in life. Some one you can trust and pour out all of your secrets to. A person that you love and will do anything to make them happy. Best friends have ups and downs. You can never have a best friend you have never argued with because then your not truly friends. Best friends are friends that will stay beside you even through rough times. You know who your best friend is if they wait for you to realize what you have done wrong. A best friend knows who the right girlfriend or boyfriend is for you. A best friend is a person who won't leave you even when u beg them to. A best friend will just wait there knowing that one day you will realize that they can't live without you. A best friend understands you better than you. A best friend is your heart your brain your world your earth and they are your true second half of your life. A true friend accepts you for how stupid and weird you are. Best friends stay beside you!!!!

I know we have our ups and downs but im gonna stay here and help you out because I'm your best friend.

friend trust love bff bffl

by Delightful_devil November 25, 2015