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i fucked a WOMAN

to fuck someone out of their cock's cum.
nick-man he really pulled an i fucked a WOMAN
by yesyesdukboii August 16, 2022
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Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.
Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.
by Icky4 August 20, 2022
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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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Jumble Fucked

'Where the hell did she put the damn sink strainer....shit, there it is. How jumble fucked is this?
by Lucille, Queen of the ratchet September 11, 2022
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I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked
I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.
by JusThis513 January 30, 2023
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