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SHITEATER FRIENDS 

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
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Best Friends Day 

National best friends day April 24 show off your best friend <3
Hey it’s best friends day you better post me bitch

MUNGI FRIENDS 

amazing people that are so cute and pretty and deserve the world to mungi we have gabe ana honna and nya there so cool get freinds like them
hey you see mungi friends over there we need to be like that
MUNGI FRIENDS by mungi™ April 26, 2021

Co-Friends 

A human that worked with another human
Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

Bad friends 

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
Bad friends by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021

Bedst Friends 

Two individuals who are best friends but are also fucking which makes them Bedst Friends so they might have a girl friend but the female friend is single and she might wanna mingle with her bestfriend 🤷🏾 ♀️
A boy and a girl become bestfriends one grows feelings and the other does too they become bedst friends only when they start fucking.
Bedst Friends by Chaoskidd June 7, 2021

National Friends Appreciation Day 

Let your friends know how much you love and appreciate them