Devil's Saliva

Mayonnaise.

So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents.

Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.

Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich"

Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"

by Big Monty May 10, 2010

Devil's lace

A bruised neck post sexual intimacy.

High school girl/boy to friend, "look at my devil's lace, isn't it beaitiful?" (Showcasing neck)

by TheCapyberes October 27, 2017

Devildog

A very mean or feisty erection

Dude I have such a DevilDog for Britney

by Fagojack December 9, 2017

caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

devil dog

someone who is crazy and completely insane and who likes to kill people with hatchets

me and my friend

by Ashley January 26, 2004

devil went down to georgia

code for developing a case of the runs after eating some questionable food, or after a night of heavy drinking.

"How was the show"
"It was good, but all that had was warm draft beer."
"Ooh. How are you this morning, then?"
"Well, the devil went down to georgia about 7 this morning, I don't think he has plans of leaving."

by Tbola July 30, 2008

Silver Tongue Devil

Someone whom likes or the act of eating old hairy, gray, old lady puss.

Luke is a silver tongue devil.

Oh man I would love to give her the the silver tongue devil right after I kick in her back door.

by Meatdrapes July 8, 2010