Olympic College in Bremerton

A small community "college" located in Kitsap County in Northwest Washington. Also known as the University of Bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap whores/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. The students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.

Person 1 : "Hey where are you going to college?"
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.

by OC Graduate July 5, 2010

Carmel College

A Catholic college in Auckland New Zealand Commonly known as the slut school. It resides by "lezzie lake" and has considerably less lesbians for a all girl college. It is for the most part fail but has an awesome barbershop headed with the pathetic "barbara"

"I'm going to school at westlake"
"Oh, lezzie lake? Can you drive me to Carmel College on your way?"

"I'm in the Carmel College barbershop group"
"I feel for you" *hand on shoulder*
"B-but... it's fun?"

by Maxibabee April 14, 2010

Chisholm Catholic College

a secodary school in Perth, Western Australia, where all of the students wear disguisting green dresses and look like christmas trees. they are mostly wogs and asians the school is aka. chisholm chinese college because of this
also this school is home to a girl well known in perth for her bitchiness - Monique Wright
this school is full of nerds and try hards and many girls there end up being very slutty. the guys at CCC are wannabies and they think they are top shit, when they are just faggots

eg. the headboys of Chisholm Catholic College in 2009 and 2010 were both faggots

by BOB THE BUILDER...111 December 6, 2010

Kingston College

This is the most loyal , well spoken and non doggish all boy school in Jamaica located in North Street , Kingston . A school full of champions and scholars. Dem seh we hype but a lie dem a tell.

That boy has all the females he must attend the great Kingston College

by bunnaboy3000 January 3, 2023

Assumption College

Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.

Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus

by dcabaa709 December 10, 2016

Olin College

A small engineering college in Needham, MA with below a 9% acceptance rate. The college is essentially one big arranged marriage as there are 80 students total: 40 male, 40 female, all Indian.

"Hey do you go to Olin College?"
"Yah I met my wife there."
"Wow, that's great, lemme guess, you met during a wild rager, she went down on you quick."
"No, my math professor assigned us seats next to eachother on the first day."

by bobbyshmurdayah May 17, 2018

The College of Saint Rose

Located in Upstate NY, Albany to be exact. The College of Saint Rose is a small urban school that is filled with skanks, wanna be jocks, and inner city kids who think this place will make them the next president. The college president is some blonde haired know it all who is pissing off the professors who think they're teaching Ivy Leauge students. The sports here suck, the food is just as bad, and what kind of a fucking school places a math placement test that you must past to get into the class you want? Yeah it's pretty much a way for them to keep you longer and make you feel insignificant. The campus is ok but you can spit from the middle to each adjoining side. The academics are ok, I don't know who invented their course registration system but you better hope you get the classes you want of you're pretty much spending 45,000 a year doing nothing significant. The parking here for commuter students suck the biggest of dicks, it's only matched by the lack of administration. Don't apply here expecting great things. It's a lot of hype for very little return. The art students who go here are so fucking self absorbed if you walked by their ass you'd get sucked in. The CSD majors are so uptight and ignorant you can only pray they don't end up working with the general public. And don't get me started on the business majors..... The place is really just one awful joke. But yeah that's the Saint Rose "difference"

Where do you go to school?
The College of Saint Rose!
........ OF COURSE YOU DO.

by Reasonstowonder July 13, 2016