On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.
Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”
by King Yamayama November 30, 2024
Get the chip routemug. 
Adjective. Refers to a child with helicopter parents that force them to share their location. Can be with or without the child knowing. Most of the time it means being chipped through a phone, but there are plenty of possibilities.
"We were gonna invite him with us, but his parents have him chipped! There's no way they'd let him come with us."
by weaving defs August 30, 2018
Get the chippedmug. “Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*
“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*
“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*
by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022
Get the Chip Teasermug. when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021
Get the loaded chipmug. The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
Get the Chips with a side of Cockamolemug. by jbando May 16, 2023
Get the Chipsmug.