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TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD
by Sunni09 November 28, 2021
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Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
by Afinted November 4, 2022
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Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child
DatDuck child is so deformed
by Loliolysser February 8, 2020
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Asian Child

by Stelocify May 18, 2021
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Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness
Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth
by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018
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Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
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Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus
This child of the lords name is savannah.
by Savannah aka c.o.t April 20, 2017
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