Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

How'd the call go?

when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"

Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 22, 2021

walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017

ruthless duece call

When lighting up a blunt someone calls seconds on hittin the blunt.

Tom rolled the joint so he gets to hit it first then bob says duece! Steve replies that was a “ruthless duece call!!!”

by Fuzz988 November 5, 2020

I call fives

Putting a claim on something, like a seat or TV remote. If you don’t claim it by five minutes, it can be taken. Basically like dibs, but it can be used after you’re already in possession of the subject.

“I’m gonna go refill my cup. I call fives on this seat by the way. Nobody take it.

“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake”

by Yung Manhattan Project June 7, 2019

vegitarian booty call

A booty call with no sex or fooling.

It was a vegitarian booty call, he came over but she got no meat.

by Krusty Sock January 16, 2014