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Child

Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”
by Froggyislost March 6, 2022
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Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!
John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023
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Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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Child

If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.
Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.
by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021
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fatherless child

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child
by french fires May 3, 2022
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child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.
My child-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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