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Buddy

What a tough guy stranger will call you (usually another man) when passing by & seeing you for the 1st time ever & he doesn't like the looks of you.
An average man walks by a tough guy bar with 1 of them standing outside
Tough Guy: "Hey Buddy!" or "What's Up Buddy?"
by TopDogManchild May 22, 2019
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by FTN SYNTH May 23, 2019
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sloth buddy

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
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sloth buddy

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
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bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)
Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.
by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 2, 2019
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Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019
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Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.
“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”
by Crumble Man August 20, 2019
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