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Bro Bag

A variation of douche bag, used to describes bros. Bro bags are most commonly found at the gym, using the mirror more than the weights. You know the type, while they're walking they glance over in the mirror, look away, then stop to do a double take. Bro bags aren't just big bros, this term can apply to scronny bros as well
(Wow, with all the bro bags at the gym lately I can actually use a machine. They use the mirror at the gym more than anything else)
by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011
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Bro-sis

a sister (usually biological) who is also a bro, displaying all or some of the characteristics of a bro.

Not to be confused with brosis which is an infectious disease.
My sister is totally a bro-sis.

Last night my bro-sis had a party at which she wore a polo shirt, drank beer from a red plastic cup, and shouted "WHOOOO" loudly several times.
by Leonardaturtle March 10, 2011
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lax bro

THE HOTTEST BOYS IN THE WORLD. They get all the girls and can bang anyone they want
Bro: Yo come here lets bang
Girl: Of course, your a hot lax bro
by ilovelaxbros<3 November 15, 2011
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lifted [bro]

Sick and Lifted Bro. Black spiked hair, flat bill, trucker hat, black flys, silver star jersey or famous stars and straps, and dickies shorts. Usually shops at Tilly's. Nautical star tattoo or an iron cross on fire. Drives a lifted F-150 or Silverado. Maybe a Dirtbike in back. Tan girlfriend with large breast popping out of white "skin" tank top or wife beater. Look for them in Riverside or on main street in HB.
That sick fool is super lifted bro with his fabtech chevy.
by Nipple Threat September 26, 2005
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bro tool

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.
That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...
by Googey maroo December 11, 2008
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Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.
"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".
by danweick October 27, 2008
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bro shower

A rite of custom widely practiced in both Europe and North America where two or more heterosexual male friends take a shower together. Once the participants are undressed and under the running water together, one or more of the men will pee on the chest of the other men present in a display of acceptance and trust. It is widely regarded as a faux pas to direct the urine stream away from one's showermate(s) (i.e. towards the drain) as it is generally perceived as an affront to the bonds of friendship.

In recent years, the bro shower has grown wildly in popularity and has mostly replaced the antiquated handshake as the standard way of bonding with another heterosexual male.
"You seem like a pretty chill dude. Why don't we go to my place for a bro shower together to make this friendship official?"
by Gay Abortions September 20, 2011
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